From $2.75: chonky honkers priced bonkers

Description:

What more can be said about Gurkha that ain't been said already? Here's a deal on a few of their finest – Gurkha Symphony and Gurkha Crest Blends. Rated 91 by Cigar Aficionado. Gurkha Symphony is an example of a "new world" milder cigar, meaning although mild, its got plenty of character and flavor. Sporting a silky Connecticut shade wrapper and thoroughly aged Dominican long fillers, expect a Mild to Medium smoke, that's creamy and complex. Crest Maduro is a well-aged, oily Connecticut Broadleaf Maduro wrappers combined with aged Nicaraguan long fillers. Notes of coffee, earth, chocolate, and cedar with a subtle sweetness on the finish. Have a look-see, load up your cart, and enjoy the rest of your day young fella! Time for me to have a cold sixer and watch the orders roll in.